The opening graphic with the lava burn looks AMAZING. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Fun times. This reminds me so much of my special dog. Cute as can be, but dumber than a fence post. Emily - Haha, we've frantically watched almost ever episode of the Dog Whisperer :) It's been extremely helpful for sure. I made the mistake of saying, "I wonder what she's thinking." :). Oh, BTW, the little fellow at the bottom that says "HELLO." She IS endearing and she is lucky to have a loving and caring human like you who also knows how to draw very amusing pictures! 8D I was getting worried about you! I love it.That and the drawing of helper dog choosing to flop/roll from place to place rather than walk in booties, are my faves!! You have the same exact dogs as me! What state do you live in now? Seriously commenters? They figure out how to open the rabbit pen, then you have no rabbit. Barking! We have a dog. I have a dog that I might have to administer this test to myself. After a half hour or so, the light would come on and she'd realize "Oh, wait - that's not an axe murderer, it's the young human who lives here and has lived here since before I was born. if a treat was placed under a cup, he would leave it. Holy CROW! Nothing we did helped at all to convince the dogs that we had only changed houses and our new house was not, in fact, some sort of death-camp and we weren't actually planning on killing them to fulfill an organ harvest ritual. I love you and your brilliant dogs.I have to ask though, what are your dogs names? The journal and its attendant comics detail the life—past and present—of its writer, in a surreal, sketchy style. Everything. Hysterical!! Either way it's nice to know there are good animal people out there like you! Reminded me of when my late :( dog had surgery and the doctor put one of those cones around her head. This post simultaneously made me laugh and also was terribly sad, because I know how badly dogs want to please their owners. Sounds like your dog and my dog were separated at birth. my old dog maggie was like that. Whenever I heard her retch in the backseat, I had to pull over as quickly as possible to prevent her from reloading her stomach and starting the whole cycle over again. Love it love it love it! Pricing information ofHyperbole And A Half Dog Running is provided by the listed merchants. <3PS - love your blog, please keep drawing!! Bet she thinks your super-tall and able to find magic doggie treats. Only smarter, waaaay smarter. Oh my god. They act much the same way as your simple dog, meowing like their life is over. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! She started prancing around the yard like she was the star of a one-dog parade - her recent personal crisis overshadowed by a haze of enthusiasm. But not with evil-dog. Positive feedback loop? If you have not already, you must drop everything RIGHT NOW and read the old Dave Barry essay 'Earning a Collie Degree', which you appear to be able to do via that link at Google Books and clicking on that particular title name. The same dog who ignores me unless it's time to try and drink the bath water. The "EEEEEEEEEEEE" noise? Post pictures of your dog! *HUGS*And this is too funny! We had a terrible time with my dog when I was growing up, because it turned out that he was deaf. I love your dog posts so much! Look. Hyperbole and a Half began life as Allie Brosh's blog, full of crude sketches and absurdist rants about spelling, dogs, cake and the pressures of adulthood. Our border collie looks much the same way and instantly reverts to either spinning around in circles while shaking his head, or grabbing the nearest pillow and savaging it. Thanks for the post. My co-workers now think I'm a giggling idiot.BTW- I think Dog is just trying to please you. In any case, I'm glad I found you. My favorite part of your story is the part about him licking the floor! I think you just killed me. You made me laugh so hard my family wondered what the weird huffing noise was. 2 tablespoons granulated sugar. You are brilliant! When we were loading the dogs into the car, the constant, high-pitched sound emanating from the simple dog finally broke the helper dog. If your dogs start to freak out again you might try that. Unlike my cat, who pretty much couldn't care less what you think. I love that dog's expressions (in your drawings), it makes me love his retardedness. I turned on my computer... no new post... sad. She pounced on the toy with way more force than necessary, over and over and over. At this moment I am doing the 'hide the treat under the cup' test and my dog is failing horribly. Just a bit of info about the licking thing. That was so hilariously adorable xD I love you, Allie. I was seriously lol'ing all over the place with this one. SO fantastic! Even though your drawings seem very accurate. My dog arched her back, paused ominously, and then sprayed diarrhea all over the seat and my lap when I moved to Oregon. And welcome to Oregon, btw. Slash. I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. On her Hyperbole and a Half blog, Allie Brosh writes stories about her life illustrated with a "very precise crudeness." I love your blog!! Thanks for sharing!! Thank you so much for making me laugh. This is my dog. She clearly has a very caring owner. The drawings in this one are some of your best so far- the first one was so amazing I just had to stare at it for a few minutes in awe before starting to read :)Keep up the splendiferous work Allie! Helicopter! I have a French Bulldog that is seriously a ra'tard, but he's slap happy and oh so sweet, so it kinda works for him...Do you ever wonder if they think we are the retarded ones...like, Oh yeah? Too Funny! Damn, I just snorted coffee through my nose because I was trying not to laugh out loud in the library. I hope that's not creepy. Personally I think driving in the car with 3 cats howling for 9 hours would drive you crazy. one of my dogs would pass this test even though she is definitely retarded. Forever better because of YOU! My dog has a sensitive stomach and that's usually a sign that I better get her outside quick. You are talking to a DOG!!! My head hurts from laughing so hard! Hey, the dog may be dumb, but she sounds like a sweetie.Do you think dogs have blogs of their own? #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations.FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. I'm worried about her. Oooh, girl. Swimming in lava is easier if you wear the arm-floaties. I had a cat who used to fall upstairs but I think she was only doing that to make me feel better about MY klutziness! I feel your pain, when we moved to Indianapolis, from Grand Rapids, MI. I scolded her and she reacted as if I'd ruined her entire life. One of my all-time favorites! But don't they bring so much joy? A! She didn't understand, but she knew she was supposed to do. Dumb is good. Good luck with further training adventures - I can't wait to hear more. Excellent post, as always. I so identify with Simple Dog that I feel pleased that someone else in the world thinks like me, even if it is a mentally retarded dog. But she was so exhausted from worrying about all of the other signs of her demise that she just gave up and accepted her death. Hahaha awwww I love ludicrously stupid dogs. her father is also her grandfather and her head is smaller than her neck. Beautiful dog art! hope your dog gets over her retardation real soon. But considering everything else- it might also be stupidity.Reminds me of my brother's dog. The squeaky toy noise, or the "Pity me, I am Simple Dog, I am DYING" noise? So, which is ultimately worse? At least she has a compassionate owner... :] I got so excited to see an update, especially one filled with hilarious pictures :D. Ahhhhhhhh. Hyperbole and A Half is a blog and webcomic written by a 20-something American girl called Allie Brosh. I wonder if there are any intelligence tests for cats. Then I was supposed to show her a biscuit, let her sniff it, then - after making sure she was watching - place the biscuit on the ground and put a plastic cup over it. Your dogs are hilarious, probably not for you but wow so funny. I don't know how the weather is in Bend, but at Pacific University (nearish to Portland/Hillsboro area), it's been raining for about three solid days with no breaks.My mother's cat did something similar when she moved from Portland to Denver - something that helped a lot was feeding her peanut butter and putting butter between her toes. This post made my day. But maybe it's like Rain Man...and will teach you to count cards or solve world hunger! Allie is hilarious. meow. Bahahah! Still nothing. Your dogs are so much more entertaining than any regular dogs. The picture of your dog running through the house reminds me of that! But now, I have to ask, how did the story end for helper dog?? Lastly, I hope that this reviews concerning this Hyperbole And A Half Dog Eee will probably be useful. The prancing turned to leaping and the leaping turned to running chaotically in stupid little circles. O! O.o, I have three greyhounds, and my first thought was "She must have one too." I dont think the dog would go pee if we didn't tell them to, but at the same time he can't STAY for all the treats in the world. My sis has one and I'm sure the dog thinks he's been abandoned every time he's alone in the yard, no matter if he hears the noises of my nephews coming from inside the house. Aw, yay for Hyperbole and a Half. So glad to see a new post. Her name was Flash, and she would answer to anything that sounded remotely like Flash. Order your personal Hyperbole And A Half Dog Eee from this point. That's a sure sign. With a kid. I am glad I got to read this before heading home from work! This made me laugh so. :(. Splash. You really have a gift! I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Bob. But Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things that Happened, by Allie Brosh, is an honest-to-goodness summer read. I was going to post SOMETHING here but all I've managed to do for the last ten minutes is tilt my head and fall on the floor.So dark under this blanket.So. She's exactly the same! He spent 20 minutes last week licking my right knee with all the dedication a child gives to licking a pudding pop. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. and share my string cheese with him. I think I would enjoy having a dog like yours - already "potty" trained and just wanting to please me. Your posts never fail to amuse me and make my day xD Thanks.Your dog sounds suspiciously like mine: he refuses to see why he can walk up the stairs when being carried is a perfectly acceptable option. She stayed under the blanket, cuz you put it on her so it must be right and didn't get the biscuit, cuz clearly you wanted it under the cup!So see, she's not dumb, just uber-drink-the Kool-aid loyal! Why not? Cause I'd love to hear what life is like in your house from her perspective. So, I guess that makes me the stupid one? As a condition for allowing us to have dogs in our rental house, our landlady made us promise that we wouldn't let the dogs scratch the wood floors. I guess I have to be some sort of super speed reader to catch up with these people. So, clearly moves to Oregon necessitate the jettisoning of digested food out of orifices.Hilarious post, as always! But damn it, I was not going to let my poor, retarded dog feel like she failed. He failed the test where you put your dog facing in two gates forming a vee (like this >). Even if it's ME poking MYSELF. oh yeah and my cats are pretty stupid too but I'm beginning to think that's my fault. DAMN that's a lot of comments. Hilarious! Just a thought! Go figure.Anyway, your dog sounds a lot like one my family had when I was a kid. Love your blog! !I hope your new home treats you well! I hope the doggies are doing better for your sake! Please tell us when/how Helper Dog becomes comfortable in her new home. None of them is the brightest bulb of the Christmas tree, but the younger one is unbelievable stupid. At first I though maybe I'd spilled something there, but her licking did not seem to be localized to one spot. Or click the link above. He'd balance on his two legs for a moment before falling flat on his face. Hyperbole And A Half – A Funny, Brutally Honest Memoir by Bill Gates, Gates Notes Some of the books I’ve recommended as summer reads really aren’t. I am still wiping away the tears! Give the poor thing time to get the stairs. :) but we love him :). Nov 7, 2013 - A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. New post!! The cats were the worst travelers ever. My cat had no idea what was going on when we moved houses and she was very suspicious for a while until she realized she truly didn't really give a crap. Fluff. Definitely very entertaining. I'm grumpy and sick, but this made me rofl - thank you! She looks a lot like what you described during the biscuit-under-the-cup-test. Lunie (my dog), has an attachment problem. Part boxer, part towel rack.Our dogs should be friends. I have a feeling that if you gave her a clicker, she'd end up conditioning herself to crave dog food at the sound of her own clicking. Better anatomy than most sparkledogs.Also, this post forced me to put my head down and laugh for so long that my parents think there is something wrong with me. I live with a brain damaged (really, it was a virus) Pug, and every minute is new and exciting for him. I can relate too, in fact I think you may have flown to Australia, stolen my dog and dyed her.. Don't worry about the test results. But I'm glad you love yours. hahahaha - both times i drove across country, my boy dog made that same horrific high-pitched sound and panted his hot rotten breath into the front seat. And then she'll try to lick you :P. I lol'ed hard... but there wasn't any blue this time? Instant love in a cuddly (even if occasionally speedy) package. YAY!!! Did you and Boyfriend take turns? She walked around it once and then looked up at me like I was some sort of wizard. Well bless her heart, she tried and is really lucky to have you as an owner. Damn legs. Oh man, that was probably the best one yet. Usually when he gets really excited and playful, he runs around the room like that's his purpose in life. Like, I'll be at the dinner and he'll jump up on the table, lay down, and then start licking the table.I feel your pain.This cat is also gigantic:http://jrrver.homeserver.com/jrr/images/cats/Ares.jpegOkay, yes, she is really short, but he is still a big cat!http://jrrver.homeserver.com/jrr/images/cats/Ares2.jpgI am 6'2 and 220lbs. But at least her immobilizing self-pity kept her from chewing the booties off. I'm pretty sure someone is going to give some long explanation about how you were being inhumane to the animals. I could tell that she knew because she becomes extremely melodramatic when faced with even a trivial amount of uncertainty. You totally captured dog expressions. I bet your dog and my dog are related. My dog also did the licking-the-floor-for-no-apparent-reason thing for a while. Glad to see you up and posting again. She is also racist... she especially hates Asian pool cleaners. Come look! You will be surprised to find out how convenient this product can be, and you may feel good if you know this Hyperbole And A Half Dog Eee is one of the best selling item on today. I have to move across the Pacific in 13 days - it's going to be a truly horrendous. So what if your dog is retarded? :). Maybe she's part dragon, and that's your problem? The "seizures" last from 5 - 8 hours, and he often vomits within 3-4 hours after the licking stops. Not sure if dogs or cats are easier, since I have both. I was less excited about the discovery because it turned my dog into a horrible, vomit-making perpetual motion machine. He's about half the size he's supposed to be. My Pug stops moving because his way is blocked. I should introduce her to my cat Miss Bubba. The simple dog made the noise all through the night and was still going strong the next morning. I once wrote a column in which I said dogs are stupid, and I got a lot of nasty mail from people who insisted, often with misspelled words, that dogs are intelligent. I used to have two miniature dachshunds that thought they were rotweillers and would try to provoke the German shepherd in the yard next door. Oh.My.Gosh. I love your Paint dog! I was beginning to feel  very proud of her. This is too funny. thanks! I am dying of laugh. Dude. It's 00:54am in the UK and I woke my folks up due to laughing at this post. You are fantastic.<3. She ripped the screen door OFF, laid it on the ground, sat on top of it, and waited for me to get home...all while wearing what I like to call her 'take that Bitch" face. P.S. Only makes it more endearing if you ask me. You get the dog's point of view, where everything humans say is, "Blahblah blahblahblah. I had to keep reminding myself as I read this that you weren't talking about my dog. The simple dog spent most of her time standing in the middle of the room looking bewildered and hurt and the helper dog refused to walk, instead opting to flop her way around the house like a dying fish. And thrice with a neurotic cat. Glad you are back, enjoy the new casa! (It sort of ruins the whole "princely" image. Wish I could recall exactly who led me to you because she (I'm pretty sure it was a "she") deserves a medal and a Monday holiday in her honor. Thank you for making me laugh at my desk! Back to hilarious. Keep it up, I love what you've done and I look forward to seeing your blog blossom even further! Oh my god, I started to cry this was so funny. My dog almost tilts her head right of when... well pretty much all the time. Maybe she's totally psyching you out. This is the first "new post" I've seen since I started watching your blog (which was like last week) so I'm super excited!I was swimming in my pool once with a snorkel on, and when my poor mutt dog saw that I wasn't coming up for air, he started barking hysterically and finally resorted to jumping into the pool to save me. My dog gets excited when she vomits too - she'll come running over afterwards with her tail wagging like crazy and a big, frothy grin, and it's like 'Look! I'm doomed! Sometimes when we play throw and get (as opposed to catch) with our dog, she'll suddenly stop the game and then proceed to tear around the yard whilst making a loud "heh-heh-heh" sound. I have a dog and I know exactly how you feel! This is hysterical! It was sad. I knew it was cheating, but I wanted to help my dog pass her test. Ah, they're so great.After your dog started licking everything, did she gag or throw up? With the cup I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she is a tiny chihuahua and the cup was about the same height as her, so I helped her tip it over. I'm in total agreeal* with the person who said these are some of your best drawings ever. I totally can imagine what she looks like.You might find that she seems smarter the more time she spends with you. She does however try to eat bees even after they sting her (she rubbed her face on the sidewalk because she didn't understand why it hurt! haha! The picture of the dogs sprinting around is what did me in. soo funny! I was dying, and I seriously needed a laugh today. I tried to communicate my displeasure to the simple dog, but communicating with the simple dog usually goes like this: She was going to make that sound forever if she felt it was necessary. I love your blog so hard. They had to wear the booties for two days. I'm not sure what was special about my right knee...only he knows. the carpet, her bed, and if she's sitting by the kitchen table while we're eating, she'll lick our pant legs. :). She used to eat her own shit too. Allie, I love love love your blog, and so does the rest of my office. :D. Thank you! We haven't had to move while we've had her, but I don't really want to imagine what she'll react as!I love you! T! Oh, and btw, the positive-feedback loop reference was pure joy for us system dynamics types. Shop dog beds, bowls, t-shirts & more! I gathered the necessary supplies and began testing. it took us a month to teach him how to sit and he still barely gets it. Enjoy Oregon! It is a stretch, but hey, whatever works. because only i have exactly THIS kind of DOGS. Down! ;). It's the weirdest thing I have ever seen. I like to think it's because she's stubborn, but some days, I'm really not sure. ad infinitum until you're in the corner, crying, and the dog is just happily wagging his tail because you're playing his favorite game. "But making high-pitched noises won't solve your problem if your problem is a complete inability to cope with change. So for, what, 4 days? )Good luck! meow. Hilarious!I recently went through something similar with my "simple minded dog" and 3 kids ...5 and under.Thanks for being awesome! It could also mean she's a robot or an alien, though. What is her name? You win. This is great! Your blog is great, I personally believe that your "Cake vs. Pie" entry should be archived in the Library of Congress so that it may be used as a citable reference. He's a retriever, and he doesn't know how to play fetch. So don't feel too bad about having a retarded dog. You make me laugh out loud every time I read your posts! I'm using "The God of Cake" as my entry for this year's Edible Book Contest. Still, I laughed more than I cried. I took my kitty to the vet to find out if he was retarded and the vet said no. Laughing and crying uncontrollably now. Aww you are super sweet for adopting a dog that needs love more than anything. The entire ordeal was punctuated by the simple dog's high-pitched confusion alarm. Ohh! You are awesome. She spent the entire car ride drooling and shaking uncontrollably. I love this post! Allie, how long did it take you to draw your dog so many times? I wish I could be like your simple dog. Hilarious as always :). The lava pic needs to be a t-shirt sooooo badly (or better yet, so well)Thanks Allie! My boyfriend and his friend thought I was laughing at them, which I guess convinced them that they are indeed funny when really it was just you. They just keep getting better! Why?I'm going to have a seizure while trying to hold in my laughter. For 6 hours. He can navigate them but only all at once and only with permission from me or my husband. Your simple dog is just like one of my dogs, and she's the same way...she even has this AWFUL high-pitched noise that she makes, always late at night after my husband has gone to bed. Something about the way you did the dog's eyes really capture that whole 'IDONTKNOWWHATIMSUPPOSEDTODOOOO!!!!' Of course I'm planning to move my dog home next week, so this is also a horror story. She just remained calmly blanketed - without struggling or, apparently, wondering what was happening - until I couldn't stand it any more and set her free. Just brilliant. Upon discovering that the toy squeaked when it was compressed forcefully, the simple dog immediately forgot that she'd ever experienced doubt or anxiety ever in her life. Hyperbole and a half dog Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. Apparently the internet isn't funny. Hyperbole and a Half tackles difficult subject matter with a cheekiness and humility that is appealing and endearing. He'll run up to you, nearly push you over, then stare at you with happy googly eyes going "MAH NAME IS LEROY AND I LOVE YOU~ <3 <3 <3" He's a dumb as a box of rocks but is wonderful just the same! It is weird reading her stories about her dogs, but she's also so very, very abnormal. Which I cannot provide when I am the only one in the car and I'm driving. OMG....when we moved from Ohio to North Carolina last year it was the EXACT same drama. My French Bulldog is a genius. What I Learned from Hyperbole and a Half I am giving this e-book (which I read on my MacBook Air and by the way was 656 pages long) five stars. Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. I'm also pretty sure my dog is retarded. And it's so realistically dog-like! She was 'put to sleep' in her own basket, peacefully in 2000 after having cancer. That was amazing and so worth the wait. I feel your pain over the incident inspiring this blog post, but it made me laugh so much. Maddie - Yeah, she's a lucky dog. As a result of that clash of willings, my dog's body is in constant danger of being teared apart. omg. My dog regularly confuses commands. When we were loading the dogs into the car, the constant, high-pitched sound emanating from the simple dog finally broke the helper dog. Did she pass that test? we thought our irish wolfhound was retarded, turns out he's just really, really, really lazy. Awesome :)As for the hardwood floors -- have you considered something like these: http://www.softpaws.net/colors.html ? :) (Then again, they are all great...)-JAB. We finally corralled them in the bedroom and shut the door to give ourselves a little time to regroup and come up with a plan. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and nutmeg. I cannot express enough how funny this was. I'm glad you're a loving owner at least! You have such a knack for telling a story, and you always make my day brighter. There was a visible shift in her demeanor as she realized that she didn't understand snow and it was everywhere and she should probably be scared of it. <3. I had to stop reading and get a kleenex to dry the tears. In the second test, I had to put a blanket over my dog and time her to see how long it took her to get out. I love that you tried spooning the simple dog to comfort her. XD. Welcome to the West Coast! I say you design a test to your dog's abilities, call that the standard, and see how other dogs measure up. you are so amazing! and your drawings are better with each post. I love you...er, your stuff..yeah! She lay down on her side and kept licking out of the side of her mouth while staring directly at me. AAAAAAAHHH! This post is win wrapped up in hilarity and covered in excellence. Awwww... my dog sits around licking things too. Your dogs sound awesome, as odd as they are. This made me laugh out loud, and not the fake "LOL" kind, actual laughter that people heard and turned to look at what I was laughing at. Oh my goodness I think I love her, too! He constantly chased cars and was impossible to train. Until we could get some rugs or convince the dogs that it was unnecessary to sprint around chaotically for no reason, we would need to find some way to prevent them from scratching the floors. Rather, she was walking around the room licking seemingly at random. hehe. Thank you. Only if someone's sat near him at the time, he'll throw a dirty look at them as he runs away, as if he's blaming them. THANK YOU for that laugh. I still miss that dog. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure. Packing suitcases and/or boxes definitely puts my dogs into apocalypse mode! Dog is happy? SO FUNNY! And he's HAPPY ABOUT EVERYTHING! "It's okay," I thought. YAY a new post!!11onehundredelevenoneoneoneoneoneyou.are.beyond.hilarious. It's insulting when a golden retriever continually outsmarts you and gives you a poor-dumb-human look. This was most definitely the case with the booties. My dog failed them all, too! This dog is my heart dog, but on some level I acknowledge that his spirit was very likely broken and as awesome and amazing a dog as he is, he will never be quite what he could have been if his former people had not abused him and then abandoned him. It's like Simple Dog is thinking in Playstation cheats. Check out all of the amazing designs that Hyperbole and a Half has created for your Zazzle products. Your blogs/comics are the only ones I've read that actually make me laugh out loud. OMG I have tearsn of laughter!But now I'm terrified because we're moving from Hawaii to Maryland with our dog! Loved the post!! I'm getting odd looks as I try to stop laughing. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. We decided that it would probably be best to bring the dogs inside. We were beginning to think that our dogs were permanently broken. Thank you. This was so worth the wait, and the temporary drama of a premature post death (eeeeeeeeeee) only enhances it somehow, as if helper dog thought it was part of the nefarious plot to crush her will. Your drawings are priceless!!!! =D. I love your writing :3 It makes me laugh so much. As long as she's healthy and happy, I'm glad to have the extra entertainment. Perhaps a psychiatrist, or isn't it allowed on the couch (boom boom), My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, and I'm actually crying from how funny this was. 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